My ten most favorite things to complain about:

1. Not having any money.
2. Sorority girls.
3. People who love for you to do things for them but never having any time when you need something or someone.
4. People who love to brag about their lives.
5. Paris Hilton
6. Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon
7. Piper trying to bite my feet when I’m trying to go to sleep.
8. Being fat.
9. Parking at school
10. Guys and how they only want sluts.

Ten on Tuesday’s member for this Tuesday, November 20, 2007:

10 Reasons Why It’s Great to be a Woman

1. We don’t have a penis or balls that can get kicked or get in the way.
2. Multiple Orgasms.
3. We can use “PMS” as an excuse to be a bitch.
4. We can mesmerize men with our breast.
5. We can have long hair that we can wear in different hairstyles.
6. They make better clothes for women.
7. We don’t look weird when we’re naked.
8. We don’t think with our vagina’s.
9. We don’t have hair on our back.
10. We know the truth about if size really matters or not.