Report of the Day

From Jayski:

Kasey Kahne said a deal with sponsor Budweiser would be “awesome,” but that nothing has been signed yet. An Internet report on Friday said Budweiser had signed with Evernham Motorsports to be Kahne’s primary sponsor beginning in 2008. “I’ve been in some conversations, so I’d say it’s closer if they bring a driver into conversations,” Kahne said Saturday at Pocono Raceway. “And it went really well. But as far as anything signed, there’s nothing signed that I know of.”

He forgot to mention that he was already drunk on his new favorite beer, Budweiser, when he decided to have a conversation with the toxic and loose recent inmate (not playmate) Parisite Hilton.

What? Leave me alone. I love you Penni I couldn’t help it. Admit it, it’s funny.

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Paris and Kasey and Pocono thoughts!

Penni e-mailed me this afternoon, distraught over a blurb in the NY Daily News about Paris Hilton kissing Kasey Kahne. Tallglassofmilk posted about it, where sources say that Kasey did not kiss her, but she kissed him. Hm. Well, I have one thing to say: The bitch better not itch her way into NASCAR. As a Backstreet Boys fan, I put up with her dating Nick Carter. It disguisted me so much that I stopped going to message boards that I had visited for years because I hate the bitch so much. I’ve hated her long before she infected Nick Carter and I do NOT want her in NASCAR. I’ll take the Tara’s and Elizabitches any day over Paris. Hopefully KKK (Kasey’s initials… not the Klan) is smarter than Carter. Besides, doesn’t he have a girlfriend? Hopefully the chick will go to Le Duex and kick her ass. (more…)

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